we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
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