sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
Randomize
