we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
I think my fart just growled at me.
I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
Your cock deserves a montage
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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