hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
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