If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
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