I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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