Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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