CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
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