I'll bet she douches with gravy.
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
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