More tranny stories later!
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
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