My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
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