she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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