yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
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