I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
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