their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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