8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
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