Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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