Hey guys thanks for lettin me crash at your place for the weekend, I had a great time. PS I got three quarters of a hand job from an asian on the dance floor last night. True story.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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