I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
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