i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
you were so drunk you tried to use the microwave as a calculator for your BAC
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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