dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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