I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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