This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I managed to convince my mom that my hickey was a birth mark I have always had. She cried for an hour about being a terrible mother for never noticing it.
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
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