There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Randomize
