watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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