Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
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