is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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