Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
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I need you to use more vowels.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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