Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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