the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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