he puts the penis in happiness.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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