There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
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