This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
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