boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
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