ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
Randomize
