Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
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