wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
Randomize
