i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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