let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
Randomize
