Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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