I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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