how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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