Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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