it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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