i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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