Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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