Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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