Banjos are just sex machines. Like lights to moths, banjos are to hipster bitches.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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