KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
Can I color on your dick again?
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
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