Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
I JUST MACED MY OWN FACE
This is by far the best text I have ever woken up to.
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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