Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
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