Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
Randomize
