wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
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