covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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