It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
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