The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
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