Well douche your snatch and let's go!
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
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