Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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